"Penguins aren't fat, they're just big-boned" A fat penguin
"I hate birds. They are disgusting." Gemma Acton
"I wonder if the story could have more emotional punch if there were slightly fewer characters" The fourth publisher we tried.
"I can't read" A baby flamingo
"Outrageous! Why didn't we make the cut?" Pigeons of the world
"Thank god they e-published and didn't kill any more trees." A grateful woodpecker
